Lesson in Lying
A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."
The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."
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7 comments:
Oh my. Way too much truth to that! Folks will lie at the drop of the hat.
Oh that is too funny and I can totally see it happening! LOL.
Thanks for making me laugh today and sharing it with others.
Hugs.
Kim
This is a cute joke!
Oh...busted! That is too funny for me but not for them. Ouch!
Happy Friday!
That's funny.
I am going to post a link to your give away. I adore Nadine!!
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