Friday, April 03, 2009

Friday Funnies

Lesson in Lying

A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."

The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."
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For a great Christian book give-a-way go down two posts and see the Review I wrote on Nadine's book. She is a blogger over at Just Being Me and the book was so good. I will keep the give-a-way open until Friday and then pick a name. Leave a comment and I am sure the winner will really enjoy this book.


Marsha said...

Oh my. Way too much truth to that! Folks will lie at the drop of the hat.

The Real Me! said...

Oh that is too funny and I can totally see it happening! LOL.
Thanks for making me laugh today and sharing it with others.

Saleslady371 said...

This is a cute joke!

Jennifer said...

Oh...busted! That is too funny for me but not for them. Ouch!

Happy Friday!

Nadine said...

That's funny.

jennifer said...

I am going to post a link to your give away. I adore Nadine!!

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