Friday, April 03, 2009

Friday Funnies


Lesson in Lying

A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."

The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."
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For a great Christian book give-a-way go down two posts and see the Review I wrote on Nadine's book. She is a blogger over at Just Being Me and the book was so good. I will keep the give-a-way open until Friday and then pick a name. Leave a comment and I am sure the winner will really enjoy this book.

7 comments:

Marsha said...

Oh my. Way too much truth to that! Folks will lie at the drop of the hat.

The Real Me! said...

Oh that is too funny and I can totally see it happening! LOL.
Thanks for making me laugh today and sharing it with others.
Hugs.
Kim

Saleslady371 said...

This is a cute joke!

Jennifer said...

Oh...busted! That is too funny for me but not for them. Ouch!

Happy Friday!

Nadine said...

That's funny.

jennifer said...

I am going to post a link to your give away. I adore Nadine!!

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