If God texted the ten commandments to Moses:
1. nol b4 me. srsly.
2. dnt wrshp pix/idols.
3. no omg's.
4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now;sun l8r)
5. pos ok - ur m&d r cool
6. dnt kill ppl.
7. :-X only w/m8.
8. dnt steal.
9. dnt lie re:bf
10. dnt ogle ur bf's m8. or ox, or dnky.myob.
Jamie Quatro on mcsweeneys.net
2 comments:
I think #5 should be "rents are cool".
Cute!
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