Friday, July 24, 2009

Friday Funnies


Polygamy

A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in his class.

He wrote on his paper, "The early Mormons believed in having more than one wife. This is called polygamy. But we believe in having only one wife. This is called monotony."

3 Truths

There are three truths in life:

1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.

3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store.

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7 comments:

Vicki said...

Very funny!!!

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

too funny Christina!

I am just getting home from blogfest and wrapping up VBS!
Sunday Little T is off to camp after church. Maybe I will get back on some type of schedule. yeah right!

Hoping all is well with you and yours.

Nadine said...

Thanks for the chuckle. That was funny.

Under the Florida Sun said...

Oh.. too funny. Loved the baptist one.. ROFL!!

elizabeth embracing life said...

It's not Friday, it's actually Saturday and really I think it's the Saturday past two Fridays from this post, but even then it's quite funny.

analog said...

very funny and thanking sharing


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The Real Me! said...

Oh I am just reading this and had to laugh at #3 of the 3 Truths! Too funny.
Blessings,
Kim