Friday, January 09, 2009

Friday Funnies

I was over at Cheryl's blog, Hope for Each Day, and she has been participating in "Friday Funnies" for awhile, so I thought I would join her.

Satan-In-Law


One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny Midwest town got up early
and went to the local church.
Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews.
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.
Everyone started screaming and running for the entrance, trampling each other in
a frantic effort to get away from an evil incarnate.


Soon everyone was evacuated from the church, except for one elderly gentleman who
sat calmly in his pew, not moving.....seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate
enemy was in his presence.

Now this confused and irritated the Devil a bit, so he walked up to the man and said,
"Don't you know who I am?"


"Yep, sure do," the elderly man said.


Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?"


This time the man said, "Nope, sure ain't!"


Satan, a little more perturbed at this, asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"


The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 56 years."

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6 comments:

Homesteader in Training said...

Oh my goodness that was too funny! Thanks for taking part in the fun. Come back any time for some laughs!!!
Blessings to you.
Kim

Laurie Ann said...

Oh my! Too funny! Welcome to Friday Funnies!

Technonana said...

I have seen this before, but it still cracks me up!!

Nadine said...

What a funny story. Thanks for the laugh.

P.S. I will keep your sister in my prayers. I know all too well how tough chemo can be. I pray for strength for her.

Sandra said...

LOL that is so funny

Cheryl said...

Hey there,

Glad you joined Friday Funnies. Good laughs.

I went through the 13 slides above also. Makes you think!

Cheryl