Thursday, February 05, 2009

Friday Funnies

The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over the Pacific Ocean. They all died and went to heaven together.

"Oh, this is terrible," exclaims St. Peter, "I know you guys think we summoned you here, but this is just one of those coincidences that happen. Since we weren't expecting you, your quarters just aren't ready... We can't take you in and we can't send you back...."

Then he got an idea. He picked up the phone, "Lucifer, this is Pete. Hey, I got these three guys up here. They're ours, but we weren't expecting them, and we gotta fix the place up for 'em. I was hoping you could put them up for a while. It'll only be a couple of days. What d'ya say?"

Reluctantly, the Devil agreed.

However, two days later, St. Peter got a call.

"Pete, Lu. Hey, you gotta come get these three clowns.
This Pope fellow is forgiving everybody,
the Graham guy is saving everybody,
and that Oral Roberts has raised enough money to buy air conditioning."

from Alicia Coop (acoop@integrityonline30.com)

For more Friday Funnies go over to Kim's blog here

7 comments:

Homesteader in Training said...

OH MY Goodness! That's funny. I hadn't heard that one before.
Thanks for linking up and spreading some cheer today.
Blessings,
Kim

The Ties that Bind Us said...

Nice one!!!!! Brenda @ http://www.ourlifestyleoflearning.ning.com

Grammy said...

WOW! What a funny joke. LOL

Laurie Ann said...

Hilarious! Happy Friday!

Debra said...

Christina,

I LOVED THIS!! Great one. Happy Friday to you!!

Nadine said...

Thanks for the chuckle.

Lisa @ Stop and Smell the Chocolates said...

Good one! Very funny!