Update on stray kitty

I'm still in the process of taking the stray kitty to the Humane Society, and she is still in the process of making herself at home. Dummy (me) is still feeding her, and now she is out of hiding and sleeping like the queen of sheba on my lawn swing. Dummy (me again) is still telling the kids she is not our kitten and we are not, I repeat, NOT keeping her. We already have two cats we adopted as strays. The kids are still looking at dummy (guess who?) and thinking "yeah, right!"